// est. one spending problem, one gaming addiction

JAKE REACHING FOR LUCAS'S COCK PC DESIGNS

A boutique PC design house built on one core value: getting Jake's rig running, whatever it takes. Custom builds. Personal favors. Zero regard for how the name sounds out loud.

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UPTIME: 99.9% * HANDSHAKES: MANDATORY * THERMAL PASTE: GENEROUS
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RGB OPTIMIZED* CABLE MANAGEMENT CERTIFIED* "HANDSHAKE" GUARANTEED* 24/7 REACHING SUPPORT* ZERO BOTTLENECKS* LLC IN NAME ONLY* SOCKS ALWAYS ON* ZERO BOTTLENECKS* CABLE MANAGEMENT CERTIFIED* "HANDSHAKE" GUARANTEED* 24/7 REACHING SUPPORT* ZERO BOTTLENECKS* LLC IN NAME ONLY*

01 / origin story

How the LLC was formed

It started the way most great companies start. A friend needed a PC built, the other friend had a spending problem and an unnatural hate for consoles, a proper name. Nobody voted on it. It just happened, got printed, and got stuck to the inside of the case where it will live until the thermal paper turns completely black from overheating, which will hopefully be a bit.

We are not a real LLC. We do not have a lawyer, an accountant, or a business plan. What we do have is a case fan, a screwdriver, way too much thermal paste, and a genuine commitment to getting this build done right for Jake. Everything else is decoration and homoerotic foreplay (but, no homo).

1 PC being built
2 executives, both unpaid
∞ reaching, ongoing
The official JRFLCPC Designs LLC logo sticker, taped inside the case the official logo, stuck inside the case for legal purposes

02 / the build

Live build progress

Two angles of the same in progress build. A third photo with the finished, fully lit system is coming as soon as the last screw goes in.

Jake's PC build in progress, case open, fans and PSU installed placeholder
Stage 01 Bones and cable spaghetti
Jake's PC build in progress, same angle, still no RGB placeholder
Stage 02 Still no RGB, still no regrets

Coming soon

The finished build, lights on, case closed. the last cable is tucked away.

03 / leadership

Meet the executives

Both founders. One Unaware. Both unpaid. Both fully committed to the mission, sealed with an official company 'handshake'.

The two founders shaking hands in front of a mirror the official 'handshake', mid deal
Chief Reaching Officer

Jake

Handles all reaching related matters. Sets the tone, sets the pace, and will personally test every port once the build is finished.

VP of Being Reached For

Lucas

Provides the tools, the workbench, and the moral support. Signs off on every design decision and makes deals to make things work.

04 / services

What we offer

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Custom Build

One build, one client, full attention. We measure twice, cut never, and reach as many times as it takes. Only available for Jake.

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Cable Management Therapy

Every cable tucked, zip tied, and judged harshly before it is allowed anywhere near the case window. Will zip tie individuals upon request and pay.

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RGB Overconsultation

Extensive committee review of every lighting option. Final decision made at 11pm the night before assembly. Rainbows aren't gay in computers.

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Thermal Paste Application

Generous by default. Precise on request. Probably not biologically sourced..

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Handshake Deal Structuring

No contracts, no invoices, no lawyers. Every agreement finalized with a firm grip and direct eye contact.

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24/7 Reaching Support

Round the clock availability for anything Jake's PC needs, day or night, screw by screw.

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Two guys, one case, zero business licenses, and a sticker that says it all.

JRFLCPC Designs LLC, mission statement, probably

05 / get in touch

Ready to get reached for?

Jake's build is the only project on the docket, so slots are extremely limited. Reach out anyway.

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